Thursday, February 08, 2007

I Missed January

I tried to keep up with my once monthly postings, but last month I couldn't. I tried, but the stupid thing told me I had the wrong username and/or password. It was lying, but it kept up its lie long enough to prevent me from getting anything up here for the month of January. Granted, since the only time I tried was the 31st, it didn't have to lie for long.

Anyway, still nothing of interest going on. I'm just writing to make sure this thing still recognizes me.

Winter has finally arrived. That's interesting for me. I love snow. And I love cold. I'm not so sure I love 0 degrees, but since I complained all of last month about how it was too warm, I suppose I'll suck it up and deal with it.

This is so damned uninteresting. The most exciting thing going on right now is the 4 inches of snow in the yard? That's pretty boring. I need to do exciting things. Maybe I'll go hunt grizzly bears in the woods out back. I'm sure they live out there. It's why the deer have stopped coming around. They're either scared or eaten. That's probably what got Red Cat, too. Bastards. I'll bring Ellie with me. She can learn to be a fearless hunter instead of a wuss who hides behind me every time she hears something she doesn't recognize.

We'll have to learn to track the grizzlies. Nothing around here has feet that big, though, so I think we've got that covered. Big feet = Grizzly Bear.

2 comments:

CreepyTrailerGuy said...

you can use daddy's deer camera to watch them and find out when they are around. maybe you can catch them mating, too, and sell it as porn. you know, make some money on the bastards before you kill them. i bet grizzly bears taste good.

work sucked tonight and i am exhausted. i think grizzly porn is funny.

Buttercup said...

I'm not going to kill them. Just hunt them. Then when I find them I'm going to tell them that eating Dad's deer isn't nice and that they should go eat someone else's deer.

Also, get me premium long-stemmed roses from Kroger. They're only $29.99.